At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
still drunk. talking shit to the doc drawing my blood. this has no upside
WHAT? When did I ever refer to one of my past hookups as "the rainforest guy"?
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
New high score, I made the stripper choke me while I was getting a lap dance last night
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
You keep making the old jokes & I'm gonna come down with a sudden case of low-estrogen related vaginal dryness..
Lost and found: pink cotton underwear next to my bed and soaking wet Reebok socks or boxers in a plastic bag...in my fridge🤔
He lasted less than 30 sec. in bed and then sent me a friend request on LinkedIn. Wtf.
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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