Racial profiling caused me to miss two cabs but the third cabs the charm - he's playing Jesus Music
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
You admitted to me in secrecy that you want to jerk off a unicorn.
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
The fake number she gave me was for Pappa John's. Now I have a large pepperoni on the way.
Side Note: Everyone in my office is getting engaged and having baby showers. And I'm all like, fuck your joy, I just want more string cheese in my life.
Do you think showing up at his door with bourbon and chicken is too forward?
I have vodka, fruit gushers, and health insurance. Let's party.
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