She wanted to watch a Baby Einstein DVD while we fucked. I'm pretty open minded but that felt a little creepy.
i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night
no, that is not a typo
i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
the only thing keeping me going right now is the knowledge that in 2 hours i'll be drunk at the circus.
Mom just texted me to see if it was you who was streaking at the Mariner game... Did you accept yet another $1 bet?
You have plans tonight?
Stress crying into a bottle of long island ice tea mix...other than that nope
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
Your heart is a swirling cauldron of blackness that does not pump blood but rather a sludgey mixture of evil and broken dreams.
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
I'm not gonna lie. The only reason I haven't drank a whole bottle of crown tonight is because we only had 3/4 of a bottle left.
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
She was dressed as a banana and told me that I needed more potassium in my diet. Of course I went down on her.
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
I'm just going to take a nap and hope I wake up more attractive.
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