yeah after seeing those pics of her puking into my underwear drawer i remembered again why i didn't want to invite her.
you didn't check your sock drawer yet did you
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
It's really awkward/depressing when you are wearing heels larger than his dick
thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
I knew it was gonna be a rough night when the guys next to us at Relay for Life started shot gunning beers and yelling "This ones for all the hot chicks that went bald because of cancer". It kinda went downhill from there....
The night started going downhill when I set my foot on fire.
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
I woke up upside down with my head in your ottoman and like a foot of space between the ottoman and chair.. My legs were straight up in the air... Yes. Your mother found me.
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