Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
Nothing like a $37 iTunes bill. Jesus Christ do you know how many $2 beer/shot specials that is??? The answer is 16. 16 beer/shot specials.
Chasing a shot of svedka with a clementine is NOT the same as tequila w lime...
i'll just tell him I slept with them both because we needed to compare notes
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
Whenever I see women with terribly drawn on brows, I just wanna tackle them and redo them and run away. I'll be Brow-lady. The beauty superhero
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
I swear she is the Mary Poppins of drugs
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
Something I never want to forget. I'm in a porta potty and she is outside knocking on the door going "You're a queen. You're a queen. Never think any different"
What the fuck dude? Now it's a "who is this?" convo going back and forth. Like... helllloooo you just sent me a picture of your penis! I'm entitled to ask who the fuck it is. I can't verify an identity by a body part.
This is my life. Currently ordering a gift for my straight married girlfriend's husband from my lesbian married girlfriend.
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