I feel like our bond as friends is a lot stronger now that I've talked to you on the phone while having sex.
I woke up naked by my window. blinds open. smiley face drawn on my window.
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
Any night you end up on the couch next to the trash can with a bag of white wine on your head is a rough night.
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
My ex came to my place while I was gone. Random things he took: snow shoes, my laundry quarters, a decorative picture, all my condiments, the container that held my rice and a sticker off my wallet. Then left a note saying he watered my plants and fed my cats. What. The. Fuck.
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
I remember halftime. Then I woke up in Spain. I need a drink in order to process this.
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
PS I almost downloaded grindr to see if any guys wanted to buy me chinese food..
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
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