Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
this boner is fucking legendary. i should name it and celebrate its birthday every year
I don't care what anyone says I want strippers at my funeral.
I feel like my vagina stays drunk longer than the rest of me. It's always super sensitive and hungry the day after drinking.
he laminated a picture of his dick.
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
I just saw a girl drinking wine and walking her dog in footie pajamas and a mad hatter hat. First day of the new year and I think I'm in love.
I feel like you should put up a missed connections ad for this..
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
My mom just came upstairs handed me an Adderall and asked if I could help her wash the ceilings
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