you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
we spent fifteen minutes trying to convince you that you weren't locked inside of your car
You crossed every boundary on the boundary spectrum last night. You're like the illegal immigrant of drunk actions. No more holiday drinking for you.
Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
From one hot mess to another... Get it together.
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
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like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
Stop calling him just to say, "my vagina misses you."
I'm really glad I had vomit on my sweater when I met his sister.
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
I need a pedicure
You need to go to planned parenthood
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
Finally hooked up with Ryan. Now I know why they call him “Beast Mode”. So. Many. Orgasms.
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