You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
We need to find a way to make penises more like hookahs.
Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
mom just texted me "hawaii ambien". those are like the two things she talks about to keep me interested in spending time with her.
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
After a certain blood-alcohol level, the dog is in charge.
Can you fuck me on the kitchen counter at some point? I'll lysol it after
The background of my phone is you taped to the wall wearing a cowboy hat
First day of class and I'm in a bar drinking pitcher #3. Foreshadowing?
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
I am one with the molecules
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
Randomize
