what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
you opened the fridge, pissed on the food, fell over, then threw up on yourself. thats whats all over the kitchen.
Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
My vag is like the Sahara
Ew that's gross.
The sad truth. Barren and empty.
You seemed underwhelmed by my smooth, smooth ass
You're the best friend ever. I wouldn't want to do the walk of shame with anyone else.
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
Did I literally just offer a blowjob for help moving? Yes. Yes, I did.
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
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