I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
OMG A WOMANS PROSTETIC ARM JUST FELL OFF AT BAGGAGE CLAIM
I thought you'd have died of alcohol poisoning years ago! How'd you get my number?
Multiple bruises and a hell of a headache later, I have still to find out where the fuck I picked up the bottom half of a mannequin.
He told me to be careful with the shrooms because he mostly had caps left. He sounded apologetic but that's the best news all week.
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
Hydrocodon makes you feel like a fairy made out of pudding
They say find what you're good at... Evidently that's showing up late for everything, drinking, and eating cheese for me.
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
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