Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
My Hamptons summer hookup resume reads like a walk-in clinic waiting list.
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
I'm still tasting pancake mix. I think this may actually be a serious medical problem...
Note to self, stop going out with self absorbed bisexuals
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
My mom just told me my dad shaves his pubes while drunk and I don't know how to feel anymore.
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
When one of my seniors asked "Rough night?" I realized my poor decisions involving Tuesday night drinking did not go unnoticed.
Just spilled a coffee mug full of scolding hot oatmeal on my bare dick. Hope you're having a good Friday night too.
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
Please tell your friend to stop shitting in my closet.
SHE POOPED THE CONDOM WHOLE
& I came downstairs to find my whole family discussing the fact that I have a vibrator, which my mom found accidentally....
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