just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
i don't know whats more disturbing, that his dog drooled directly into my mouth or that i was too drunk and tired to do anything except let it be there.
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
I can see why you broke up with her now... it was like having sex with a corpse.
The doctor asked me what height I fell from to hurt my back.. I answered keg height
She's the one that asked you what my favorite color was & handed you a piece of bacon
I farted in his bed and then in my drunken stupor grabbed hair defanging spray to cover up the stench.
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
Just found a pair of vomit-soaked socks in my purse, three days after the party... Now I know why my wallet was wet.
I think he was trying to be romantic, but the candle he had lit was the kind you use to repel mosquitoes..
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