tod's in jail
he was afraid of holiday checkpoints so we let him ride my mom's tandem bike home. by himself. at 4 am.
Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
I'm sorry to inform you but your friends with benefits card has expired has the beginning of the year. If you wish to renew your card you must submit a picture of a fully erect penis. Please note that not all request for a FWB card is accepted.
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
See this is why people shouldn't jump into marriage. See what type of drunk you're engaged to first.
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
Walking out of the bathroom and not knowing you have hand soap on the front of your pants so it looks like you blew a load on yourself really sets the tone for the rest of the week...
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
Well obviously we have a ghost in the house who’s taking showers in your bathroom and doing our cocaine.
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
I know she’s pissed I fucked her husband, but I didn’t know he was married until after I blew him at Legoland
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