you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
Santa Claus winked at me two tables over at the Chinese place tonight I was almost afraid he knew "getting laid" was my Christmas wish
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
Awesome, the library of congress archived all tweets. Now my great great grandchildren can pinpoint the date they inherited alcoholism.
She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
when i went to the store to buy my pregnancy test they were giving carnations to all the moms and they gave me one and said "just in case"
In need of cum proof mascara. Don't judge me.
You know when you blow me it's the softest, most amazing feeling ever. Like putting my dick in a silk bag filled with puppy ears.
I woke up to a shot of jager next to my face. I felt bad for it so i drank it
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
I apologize for there being a shopping cart in the living room. I don't know how why or where i got it.
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
Randomize
