honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
went to the bathroom to piss, saw puke in the toilet thought wtf i dont remember puking, then turned around to find a chick i've never seen before passed out in my shower.
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
He must have sensed I was about to trade him in...he's really stepped up his sex game
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
You aren't going to like my movie choice because it's a Disney movie, but I am cordially inviting you to the couch for blowjobs.
Its okay that he doesn't remember you, he only remembers girls by their boobs and I think you were wearing a jacket
I was originally going to go as fembot from Austin Powers
I wanted to have tiny guns for tits
There is no way to say this. Dude, I peed your bed. No questions, no answers. My flight leaves in 30 minutes. Use my detergent. Also, THE VODKA IN THE FRIDGE IS YOURS.
Don’t fucking talk to that dude from monday!! Ethical consumption dude, don’t fuck shitty guys
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
Do plants get herpes?
who is this
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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