This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
One minute shes telling me about her volunteer work then she whips out a 12 inch dildo
you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
He told me he could read braille... with his tongue. So I took him home. I don't think he was lying
Listen, what he fails to understand is that the Olive Garden does not equal pussy.
Watching Argentina vs Germany during a wedding on an iPhone. Thank you Steve Jobs.
the liquor store owner came out from behind the counter and kissed my cheek when he saw that i am back for fall semester
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
And then he said "if you were planning on bird feeding me that's not ok"
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
Did you really just reference your penis in a pep talk? I think I may love you more now.
No he reached for my hand at the beach. I pretended to be a seagull.
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