There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
I just added 'steal mom's xanax' to my to do list for when I go home for Easter.
Dear God. I kissed a man tonight who was born in 1936.
He is passed out on the kitchen floor. He will fight you if you disturb him. Just a warning.
scratched cornea got me an eyepatch and a blowjob from a girl with a thing for pirates
all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
I took his sheets with my when I left seeing that I underestimated my period. Also grabbed a 6-pack out of the fridge because breakfast is the most important meal of the day & I don't do other peoples laundry for free.
Passed out mid cig in bed last night. Thank you cough for allowing me legal prescription hydrocodone.
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
Got to the gym, getting changed, found a jello shot in my shoes.
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
This is what happens when you leave: I get all vulnerable and I make out with the cowboy to shut him up about Jesus.
I'm hungry and horny. DEADLY COMBINATION.
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