How did currency from Costa Rica make it's way into my wallet...?
I bruised his dick. I bruised his dick WITH MY MOUTH!! I've never felt more accomplished.
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
Just found weed in an empty handle. Who knew Capitan Morgan was also a gardener?
If this first date goes well and I like him, I won't sleep with him. But if it doesn't go well, I'll sleep with him.
Just because I don't want to be her booty call doesn't mean I wanna stop getting tit pics. I'm a sucker for double D's
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
I cut him off because he was changing my thermostat every time he came over
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