How, after 24 years of life, did I manage to revisit breastmilk
My 3rd grade teacher, who was also my fav, thought i was in prison. That seriously upsets me.
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
May have caused an international incident. More details after we taxi in.
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
Why do you have to go to the hospital?
I gotta apologize to a male nurse who's tryin to press assault charges on me
I have been referring to it as "thanks for getting out of me day" all week. Do you think they will still take me to brunch tomorrow?
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
I fucked my cousin and caught chlamydia this year. I can't really harbour any illusions about myself anymore.
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
Dude he's moving to fucking Germany now. What is it about your vagina that makes men want to flee the continent?
I walked over and you were apologizing to him because you're lady gaga and he's not. The best part was that he forgave you.
you were on all fours in the front yard puking, but managed to hand the pizza delivery guy a beer and to have a nice day.
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