my dad just secretly slid me a nugg in front of my mom. remind me why I moved away for college??
my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
It's like playing clue with my own life. I have to piece together what I did, where I was, how I did it, and who I did it to
You are going to be so proud of me, I'm wearing underwear AND tights. That's two layers more than usual between my vagina and the world.
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
Passed out mid cig in bed last night. Thank you cough for allowing me legal prescription hydrocodone.
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
I really shouldn't have to tell you to stop banging your lightsaber on everything while we are in college.
I just found out my younger brother has me saved in his contacts as "Womb Primer" and I don't know what to do with this information
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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