well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
he told me he wanted to get "words" tattooed on his penis so he could say hes always putting words in my mouth..
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
I stopped in the middle of puking to wish you a happy birthday, so by default it means a lot.
OK WHO CHANGED MY RING TONE TO LADY AND THE TRAMP AND CHANGED EVERY CONTACT IN MY PHONE TO 'SOME GUY I FUCKED'?
The cleaning lady even cleaned my bong. I'm scared to open my sex toy drawer and see if and how she organized it
Nothing like coaching 5 year olds with a bunch of visible bruises from last night's drunk bondage sex.
Hey guys guess what I found in my bed this morning? I wish it was a man..but it was a potato
why do i have a pole dance champion shot glass?
I will feel awake by 6 pm
Are we not meeting until 6?
No I'm just saying thats usually when my body knows it's time to party
There is an episode of "how it's made" on tv right now. The subject is tequila and water beds. Basically my life.
I don't want to spend an inordinate amount of time with you, I want to have sex with you. Duhhhhhh.
I'm not going to tell you how to live your life, which includes naming your schlong
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