Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
Just think, if your stepsister would've gotten knocked up 2 years earlier, she could've had a TV show. What a bitch.
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
The second I see you we're shot gunning beers
It's gonna be 8 o'clock in the morning
And your point is?
Marry me
im not trying to sound dramatic, but im covered in microwavable lasagna
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
She made sure everyone knew we were doing shots for her dead grandma.
A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
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