He looks too sensitive, like he's going to write me a poem and cry after the first time we have sex.
So it turns out the white chocolate in the bathroom is actually soap
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
It's not normal to lose a tooth eating a McDouble.
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
My boss just sent an employee on an hour long paid break to pick up weed for our 'staff meeting' tomorrow morning.
i know i shouldn't tell you this since i want you to really like me but i just spent the last 4 hours sleeping on the toilet.
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
If anyone wants to ring in the new year with gluttony and yoga pants, let me know. As soon as it becomes a socially acceptable hour to drink margaritas, I'm gonna go down on a chimichanga.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
Security has videotape of her blowing the boss against his car. Don't they know he entire parking lot is under video surveillance?
10/10 would definitely still fuck you dressed as squirrel
I was going to be upset with you on moral grounds but then i realized free chocolate was involved
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
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