i feel as if last night was a right of passage. to officially be an adult you must have a drunken one night stand with a co-worker and go to work the next day still drunk wearing yesterday's clothes...
1. I feel like Jello 2. The girl i hooked up with last night isn't here and a different girl is lying next to me. 3. I have no clothes on 4. Can guys go on walks of shame?
it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe
I wasnt that drunk. Throwing the table off the third story was totally logical.
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
I saw a drunk guy run across the street with an American flag between his buttcheeks.
i walked into her house and she introduced me to her family. i dont think she understands the term booty call
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
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