i should write a book entitled 'the joys of being sexually objectified'
I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
I wonder what my nutrition professor is going to think when I have to put 21 keystone lights, a bottle of merlot wine, and 5 rum and cokes and 4 shots of tequila on my dietary analysis
Currently behind the bar at some asian place, pouring drinks for everyone with a snake around my neck
I sent dad a photo of my graduation certificate from drug therapy class. It was his birthday so it seemed appropriate.
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
Apparently she broke up w/ her bf like 3 weeks ago. She actually called me to be her bday hookup cause she's single now. Patience- the virtue that occasionally pays off.
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
WHY didn't you stop me from ordering $900 worth of socks last night when I was very obviously judgement impaired at the time?!?!
My manager gave me an envelope with money in it before he had vacation, and when I asked what it was for, he said it will be his bail money.
I yelled at your uterus for you.
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
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