You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
I went for the touchdown every play, and I think I ended up with herpes.
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
I'm going to need your assistance. I cannot walk back to the house in a bear costume.
BEST FEELING EVER: Standing in a hot fucking shower, while super baked, while eating a cookie.
You eat cookies in the shower?
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
Some girl came up to us crying that she lost her phone and you said "if it's meant to be, let it be"
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
I should have known when she said it would be "fun" we'd end up in the hospital
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
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