remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
I'm single ladies-ing it in my kitchen alone. after I just made an intense new breakup cd and before I drown my sorrows by marinating alone in my jacuzzi later. I cant tell if this is a new low or a new high
so I woke up this morning and on their fridge, the first item on the shopping list was my virginity.
are you serious? he told me he had to cancel bc his grandma came into town
well unless his grandma is 21 and blonde, HE LIED TO YOU IDIOT
not allowed to tweet this cos she's following me but i definitely just got head in a stairwell of the university of chicago. wanted you all to know.
The bloodstain in the garden looks like a sad face. Like I don't already know this is bad...
Are you sighing at your phone and judging me right now?
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
She just sent me a message. It's a poem, about eternal love, that she wrote, about us. Just because I took her home two nights - doesn't mean it's eternal love.
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
My ex's girlfriend just invited me clubbing. Guess who won the breakup?
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
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