Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
tell ils to like buy her flowers and like a balloon that says, sorry I tried to fuck your sister. I think hallmark makes some of those cards too.
Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
Attempting to teach the cat how to shake. I need a job.
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
He wasn't lying when he said he was immune to pepperspray. He pretended it burned for like 12 seconds and told the cops he was kidding he was alright. We'll be there soon.
sick fucks of a feather flock together
I'd like to say yes, but I nearly lost my shit when I assumed there was no back to my house. I am not strong enough for hallucinations.
I always ask when they're due. It's the nicest way for me to let her know the rest of the world can tell she's putting on weight too
So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
Holy shit I've found my last one night stand in my Gran's knitting club
I opened the door, threw up on the street, wiped my mouth and flashed a thumbs up to all of the cars behind us and kept on driving
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
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