what if every blade of grass was a penis?
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
he must have thought the song was "ejacuate on the dance floor"
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
I'm so high I would give anything in the world to be inside my lava lamp right now
I like that you're Jewish, because you can rail me on Christmas Eve and it won't be weird.
We were high as shit. We argued for like ten minutes about going to Dunkin Donuts and then just ended up rolling down hills. Thanks for the weed.
So if I get kidnapped from my office and go missing for a few days does that count against my vacation days and do I still get paid?
Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
I'm not even pretending to study anymore. I'm straight up sleeping in the library
Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
You know you're old when you’re masturbating and you pull your hip
He is farting the alphabet right now. In the goddamned restaurant. You don't get to recommend men anymore. Or restaurants for that matter.
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