and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
She always acts like she's doing me a favor with a hand job. I've been giving myself hand jobs for almost 20 years.
your philanthropy is ruining my sex life.
Pretty sure I just heard the turkey yell "don't put me in there" as it was going in the oven. way too high for this holiday.
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
Next time you think about divorce, consider this: a hot guy just walked in and I tried to suck in my back fat.
I can't bring an entire liter in the bar in my purse. I mean I can. I might. I'm probably gonna.
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
if jesus wore shoes made out of pure flavor and hurricane kicked u in the face thats how it feels to eat pizza bites right now
Legit sprained my cooter. No joke. Icing her down as we speak.
Cmon. I wasn't that bad.
You stumbled ass first into the litter box, and everytime we tried to get you to move you said " if I fits. I sits."
Randomize
