Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
Ya know, years from now when that kid is old enough, I'll get to regale him with the story of how I was his father's AND uncle's first gay experience.
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
Her brother was practicing the clarinet....it was like having sex in a starbucks
For some reason I knew you were going to smell like strippers and burritos when I hugged you.
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
Some guy just yelled at me from his car "CLIIIIIIIIIITT"... I feel like this has something to do with last night....
I'm one ex away from doing an entire victory lap of all of the guys I've hooked up with since second semester of freshman year. Single me is scary.
Its like no one cares im drunk naked wet and ready to throw myself at some one hold on i found a solution to my problems
I love pie. Pie understands me and the spatula
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
I. recorded a message of me yelling at myself to "get up out of that bed" and set it an alarm. REALLY loud
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
We will just distract him with tacos and porn.
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
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