she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
She was so loose she sounded like a jar of salsa. I didn't know that was even possible.
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
How could you not respond to a text containing the words "goat man" ?!?
All I know is that I'm not gonna send out SOS messages via twitter for your rescue this time.
Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
Let the record show that the first hour of my twenty-first was spent shooting tequila ans discussing the emotional integrity of werewolves.
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
You know its a good morning when you wake up with blonde hair extensions in your pocket. . .
Florida is balancing how much this place sucks with how many vodkas you can have to cope in order to still be allowed on the plane to leave
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