I'm drinking keystone with a homeless man I found. It's making me feel uncomfortable.
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
Ladystoner tip: if eyes are bloodshot, lime green eyeliner makes them appear less red. its basic artt.
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
I think she finds the idea of a naked fat man lying on the table and holding our butter offensive
Well I mean he is in a slightly seductive pose
HE'S LIKE A GREEK GOD BUT HE'S FROM BOSTON. HE'S A BOSTON GOD
pray to him
I WANNA PRAY ON HIS DICK
It's only ok to pee out the window in the afternoon when you're drunk.
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
My breath smells like gin and sadness
My ex unfollowed me on SPOTIFY bruh. Freaking spotify. The butthurt is real
Let's be real, he was never going to be tall enough
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
After returning from the hospital with lock-jaw from getting tackle at the game. Some naked chick busted out of his room and hit him with a devastating haymaker to the jaw because he wouldn't have sex
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