When black out puking doesn't involve crying and promises to never get drunk again... to just a subtle, 'excuse me while I go vomit in the bathroom of this bar'.. you know you've finally grown up.
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
I'm trying not to drink. I may fall down if I move. This is bad. I had everclear before the bar. Oh no. Oh no. Breathe. Breathe. Breathe.
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
How do I tell a friend I drunkenly broke into his house and may have lost his dog
You forgot your "boyfriend" from last night on my couch. You're suppose to bring that shit with you.
Ughhh I can't remember the last time "time fell back or springed forward" and I wasn't at the bar to argue about it :(
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
Just spent 10 minutes washing away my own puke. This gas station lady loves me.
I got so high that I ate a protein bar while in the shower. I then proceeded to leave half the protein bar and the wrapper on the ledge in my shower. Haha oh well.
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
Listen here, Ms. "I'm Gonna Get Super Drunk and Run From My Friends Screaming That They Were Going to Drag Her to a Scientology Recruitment Camp"...
Is it ironic that our divorce court is a block from where we had our reception? Or is it just sad? Alanis has confused my understanding of irony.
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