How long do you need to date somebody until it is acceptable to fart in their presence?
The real question is how long do you need to date them to dutch oven them?
well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
Just bought lingerie with the intention of wearing it as a shirt. It's going to be that kind of weekend.
this will be a night to untag.
Dude, she told me she wanted to bang my dad. I don't know which is worse, the fact that she wants to or the fact that she told me.
I have fiberglass splinters all over my hands and woke up with a sign that says PUMPKINS in my room.
My logic for bringing him home was, he's in law school so odds are he wouldn't kill me.
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
You danced?!
I just jiggle to the beat like a sexy lava lamp
So the revenge porn my ex posted just resulted in a contract with a gay porn company. I'm going to make $8,000 this weekend. That would a breakup checkmate. Are you joining me in the legislative committee hearing tomorrow?
idk i was trying to watch Fuller House and you got up out of a dead sleep, just in your boxers, said "no more Dave Coulier" and walked out to the living room and unplugged the router
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
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