She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
He said he was from Mississippi and my vagina clamped shut like a frightened oyster
That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
Quick, to the slutcave!
the pizza man had no reaction when jackie and me opened the door naked, i guess he's used to that shit
Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
Omg calling you in 10 to update you on who I peed on last night
I just found a GIANT thermos of sangria in my sink. I don't know if its still good to drink, but its good to drink.
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
She wasnt impressed wen i brought a guy for her back with me, a 3am impromptu sperm donor is not a gd birthday present. Im a bad gf.
At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
Don't act like you're not jealous that I disappeared into the closet to blow my husband. Marriage = all the cock I want.
It's like your tits told gravity 'fuck you, I'm fine right here!'
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
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