Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
it's like i warped into dreamland and the only thing that makes sense is my solo cup
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
One of my students just told me turtles are lazy and need to get a job. Fuck yes, my job here is done.
Just left some random in my bed to go get mcdonalds breakfast. I'd say my priorities are on point.
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
the ceiling is raining jello shotss
They're calling for 20 inches of snow but I'll have a dirtbike for emergency trips to the liquor store. Even if I crash it won't hurt.
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
The moment when you and your BFF compare frequently used emojis and realize you have similar mental disorders and a really weak alibi.
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
Oh my god I need an adult
Wait shit I am an adult
FUUUCK. sunburned vagina. this is the worst day ever. i'm not leaving my room until it peels.
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
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