shes about as inviting as chlamydia
I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
Just walked out of my apartment and came face to face with a shirtless dude playing with his balls and trying to tie his shoes.
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
When a guy wants to eat something off you and then comes back with microwaved strudel and custard, back the fuck out. I have apple-chunk burns on my tits.
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
Ask me if I'm sitting naked in a lawn chair eating a block of cheese waiting for a bacon grilled cheese sandwich
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
Never in my life have I seen a grown ass man get on all fours and attempt to buttfuck himself with the leg of a chair. I love Vegas!
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
The last thing I remember was them slipping shots into my beer bong, and me being happy about it
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
Randomize
