they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
Last night I ate parmesan cheese straight out of the container while watching Chelsea Lately. Look at what happens to me when you leave.
so apparently mom and dad slept together on the first date
i guess it runs in the family.
i know. thats why i need an open bar. i'll get hammered and make a toast about how his dick is like the titanic. large, but full of failure.
In a tragic sexting typo, I typed the word "blobjob". Now she's coming over and I have no idea what I'm in for...
Just called the consul general of France "dude"
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
Just smoked a joint with the hottest patient. God I love night shifts.
The only things in my fridge are almond milk, Smirnoff Ice and chicken noodle soup. I'd say I've done mama proud.
Sitting in my car feasting on the spoils of Taco Bell as Donna Lewis croons "I love you, always forever." A more perfect moment will never exist.
I tried to put my heels in the coat check
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
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