Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
man, work is way more interesting with these acid flashbacks.
to which he commented "you must really like me on top". I didn't have the heart to tell him that was the only way the room stopped spinning
The cop was more concerned with the fact I had cowboy boots on with shorts than the fact we were under age
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
I was tripping so hard I was disappointed when I pulled back the shower curtain and shrek wasn't standing there
I need you to do me a favor and hide my sword from me tonight. I'm planning on drinking my weight in vodka and I don't trust myself enough to not run through campus screaming "I AM SPARTA!" You'll be saving me a mugshot as well as saving some innocent girls from tears.
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
I said no to friends with benefits because it was too much commitment
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
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