come pick me up. please. i just puked in my lap. bring pants.
They thought I was the paid stripper pretty much, and a lady tried to set me up with her nephew and then wanted to get my number for lesbian daughter... A typical night for me
I gained confidence after I found out she was a lesbian. At least that way I could flirt with her and convince her to buy me taco bell after the bar
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
I HAVE A GENTLEMANLY VAGINA.
make that a herd of moose. they will be my moose minions
A 74 year old man offered to let me sleep on his pull out couch last night.
Literally every boy I've dated is now in a somewhat successful band. My vagina has obviously been blessed by the rock gods.
I just sneaky put a tampon in on the bus ninja-style.
......how on earth do you do that?
NINJAAAA
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
Only you can make me eat tacos in your car, while naked, on a dead end road in a ditch on a Thursday night.
My boobs are literally freaking out because I've been wearing a bra for more than three hours....I need to go out more...
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
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