We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
Dude, the chicks a procotolgy intern. Don't cheat on her. She knows where it hurts the most.
3pm strippers are depressing
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
I refuse to apologize. Any dick that comes that close to my face uninvited is gonna get bit
High enough to ask the woman at best buy if she ever feels like she's swimming. and telling the man outside that he smells like happy juice.
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
Nope. I've found you care about two things in life: your momma and spreading your seed.
I am descending into that finals week rage fueled by ramen, mountain dew and bad sex is what's up.
I am watching a girl dressed up as santa, full on fat suit, try to fight a six foot 200lb man. A reindeer threw beer on everyone. Shit is going down
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