they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
People said that when they tried to talk to me I answered that there was a glass around my head stopping me from answering them
I don't know which part of you thought this was funny but it's fucked up to wake up in that much fluff and now we don't have a couch. Fuck you.
True. On an unrelated note I helped post bail for both of our ex girlfriends last night. Russian roulette: guess which one is pregnant?
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
Hay for your next interview you should go in with fake blood on your cloths and tell them you just finished saving a life, then cry
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
My mom has had 5 shots of fireball today and she's still functioning normally... She's just extra polite.
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
You peed all over his floor and had a bottle popped in your ass when you passed out. Don't tell me I'm "still living in my college days"
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