Facials are how you say "I love you" in porn star.
You love popeyes more than me
does delicious chicken come out of your vagina?
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
Sorry about that whole "setting your deck on fire" thing.
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
It's like bringing a chick home from the bar the night before and waking up to thinking you are about to go another round... Just to wake up and find she's already left...
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
Then he texted me that I was the "good kind" of fat.
So I'm getting really old. I feel asleep for a booty call that I initiated. The struggle is real.
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
Randomize
