we are learning about oedipus in english. fuck you for making this awkward for me
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
Operation Purity has been aborted
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
My sister was crawling her way home and kept asking us to carry her,then she insisted on grabbing at our ankles til she passed out, how was your night?
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
he told me he didn't know whether he was gonna puke, pass out, or cum. i don't know if i should be flattered or offended.
That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
Look I'm really hungover so let's try this again. In 5 mins you're gonna call me and tell me that you're on your way with xannies, iced coffee and a back rub
I just used a coke ridden $20 bill to buy Girl Scout cookies
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
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