Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
What's the wine called that we really like and we usually drink it with xanax?
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
I want him to come over and snuggle with me but put a bag over his head. Is that rude?
It's not rude if you use a pillowcase that's softer.
Oh yes. Made out with a grandmother..... she had fake boobs and it was 330am. That makes it okay.
Mardi gras at its finest.
Hey is there a picture of me in a trash can on your phone?
Whatever. I just smoked another bowl so I don't care and wow I just noticed how fast my thumb moves when I text. I'm amazing.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
he asked me if i wanted to hook up & my answer was 'why not'. he came in thirty seconds and the condom broke. it's the love story of the century
Anyone who does not consider cereal and wine as a balanced breakfast needs to leave immediately.
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
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