you turned your livingroom into a bong?
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
She said "Lay the fuck down and ill show you how its done. Ill get us both off." I did. And she did. Best words ever said before sex.
You were telling the cab driver that you believe in him and just to follow his dreams
Even though he was watching you pee on his bedroom floor, you kept denying it and saying he was dreaming
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
Do you know how hard it is to was the scent of sex from your hair in a gas station bathroom?!
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
we need to tell them stories about when happens when we're sober so they think they know what they're in for when they're actually completely unprepared for whn happens when we get drunk
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
I think God is sending me all these 20 year olds to make up for wasting my 20's in that crappy ass marriage. Thanks Big Guy!
Drunk me left sober me a shower beer in expectation of Hurricane Harvey. Drunk me is the best.
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
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