White coat. Heels.
Happy Easter!!!
I'm an idiot
Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
i may or may not be watching the land before time
so i walk in and shes blowing her vag with a hair dryer. so i asked what she was doing, she said heating up supper.. come eat ;)
i'm so jealous of you right now.
I went outside for a smoke at 4 and things seemed normal. It's 6 now and the front lawn is COVERED in tortilla chips. WTF?
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
This is a mass text. First one to reply gets head.
Before anyone claims this, this chick is in my boyfriend's phone as "Worst BJ EVER!"
Does that mean you're calling dibs or can I?
you kept saying "i will not *breathe* regret this *breathe* in the morning *breathe* i just gotta remember *breathe* to BREATHE"
I would have been very attracted to her had she not been reading me my Miranda Rights
Im invoking the "no judgements" clause of our friendship.
My god, what have you done?
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
I was looking at the storm clouds during my run and one oddly resembled ur penis
One minute we were ordering sandwhiches. The next hes peeing in a trash can yelling at kids about how tv made him this way
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
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