: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
he's sitting on top of the fridge in only a black speedo and wont get down
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
seriously who else gets carried home puking from a fucking mary kay party?
It was like god placed me in his bed and said," here's your shot girl. Don't mess this up." And I looked at god and laughed in his face.
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
Holy fuck, spaghetti burritos are the best idea I've ever had.
I'm gonna have sex with my clothes on and I'll know everyone there so I'll be in my comfort zone
Her alarm in the morning was Best Day Ever from Spongebob. I'm have lots of conflicting feelings right now...
Sorry I crashed a riding mower into your garage door. No hard feelings??
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
Did I literally just offer a blowjob for help moving? Yes. Yes, I did.
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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