Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
He came on my face and tried to draw out a smiley face because he said I looked like I had a bad day
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
Your the only friend that would realize I'm gonna get drunk and send coke to me at a bar before I made drunken phone calls for it. You sir complete me.....
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
Car is still out of commission. Looks like it's Grape Nuts and scotch for dinner.
I just put vagisil on my bug bites how do you think my morning is going
Do you remember when I didn't post that pic of you fucking an avocado on your boss' desk? Can you return the favour?
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
Nothing like an afternoon walk of shame across campus on parent's weekend. Damn.
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