I want to stick my p in your. b.
It was like what a highfive between zeus and Jesus would sound like
god is playing jersey shore on new years on purpose. he wants me to play drinking games and die. i wish he knew how serious this is.
Poopin on the sidewaaalllkkk. I wish my text told you that was a song
I woke up to her vacumming the grass
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..
all I wanna do is swim in an Olympic sized pool of Gatorade and tylenol.
We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
And I must've sleep walked to the fridge cause when I woke up, there I was, balls deep in a fudge pop.
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
I still have to bake cookies and shave my legs so Mike can have MILF & cookies when he gets home.
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
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