i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
i grabbed his hand and told him i loved him and then he looked down and said "i love...mallomars" and shoved like three in his mouth. never been so embarrassed.
Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
Please tell me why your entire hallway smells like microwaved condoms.
Codeine + Boredom = Sprinting between my front and back door.
dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
My bed is full of blood and feathers
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
Him naked in my bed with a bottle of vodka in one hand, a pipe in the other, and a rose in his mouth.
Yeah then you killed that bottle of Bacardi in under 20 minutes. So much for being an organ donor.
so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
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