Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
Sorry for feeding you peanuts last night while you were sleeping, you looked hungry.
The doctor told me if I woke up with a broken foot and don't know how it happened, I might want to look into getting treatment.
Its a little weird going to a wedding where I've screwed the bride and my wife has screwed the groom. Great wedding though.
Also, in the middle of me riding him, he said "I want you to dance on my dick" like I was supposed to know what that means
We can stop fighting if you send me a picture of your dick standing at full attention wearing a sock.
I'll wait.
It can also be a hat.
the first cop to show up was this girl who hooked up with our home ec teacher in high school, she knows about questionable decisions
My general physician told me i have the emotional capacity of a 2 year old, While he refilled my xanax prescription. That's service!
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
I woke up naked with a Jason mask on and a fat lip. What happened last night?
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
That's just how I roll. I drink, then tell people I'm either not wearing underwear or I'm training to be a stripper.
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